The buck stops here

All of My favorite boys have been spoiling Me rotten but, as usual, I’ve had zilcho time to post gift pics. I know what you’re thinking…

‘Goddess hasn’t updated Her C4S in almost 2 months! She hardly ever returns emails or texts! She’s never on msg! She is ridiculously choosy about new slaves! What could possibly be keeping Her from spending time with me?’

Well, dear social misfits, the truth is I have a fucking life! And, it’s a pretty good one! I don’t sit on My computer all day waiting for the next guy that wants to jackoff to My feet to show up. I know it’s hard to believe but, YES, there are much more important things to Me than you. Sorry L-Words but the weather is warm and the beer is cold so your level of importance dropped down even another notch.

But for all those kooky cum-guzzling freaktards that have kept Me interested this long here’s a special thanks to you along with some of the prez’s that haven’t made it into My blog until now.

mikel bootboy~ I dont even know how long ago you sent these. I picked them up from the post office threw them in the trunk and completely forgot about them but I always seem to have a mental block when it comes to you.

I think I could go an entire year without wearing the same shoes or boots twice. Stick to Best Buy cards from now on!
Speaking of which…

And what’s better than something shiny and new? Something well-loved and adored. Meticulously cared for. Collected over the space of years. and parted with for no better reason then a Goddess smirked at you and said ‘Give it to Me’. Yes, this is one of MY favorite possessions because I know tim ‘the nerdinator’ mcshoefag misses it so much ;P
On top of taking his entire Buffy collection I haven’t even made time to actually watch it which I’m sure drives him crazy. But, unlike most of the rest of you, this loser actually has a pretty good shot at hanging out with Me this summer and experiencing My straight blast to the balls firsthand. Maybe I’ll even let him smell My shoes.

david -formerly known as cumchugger, recently found that, like so many other things, shoving alcohol-soaked qtips down your dickhole is a pain that keeps on giving long after it stops being fun. Practical, dependable, and always opts for gift-wrapping, he’ll be celebrating another wedding anniversary in chastity this year. Hope you didn’t make big plans

roberto pigmailed is now set up to suck his first cock or pay Me big money. dolares for doleros, haha. And on top of sending lots of green, he’s been a spineless sucker for wallet busting shopping trips as well.

and tinabell you little sissy cuckold tramp. I’ve been meaning to mention your daily donation. It’s not automatically recurring. Every day My sweetie pie makes sure to log in and send Me $10 to put towards small everyday expenses like coffees, parking, tips, My bottled water addiction, or gas. even tho she doesn’t roll like the big bois she’s devoted and a living doll.

Okay that’s enough for tonight. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s blog The Adventures of ManPig! finally got a chance to play in the pigsty and it was down and dirty hysterical fun!

Next week, Custom Maid for Goddess

night night

My week so far…

So here’s My week bitches and it’s chock full of lots of sexy pics of Me for you to drool over. Eat your heart out, losers!

Monday -I woke up to receive a message that the $500 order I placed on dumdum’s credit card over the weekend was ready for pickup. So I headed out to Cherry Creek to retrieve the super cute ass hugging Sinful workout pants, Crash & Burn sparkly rhinestone shorts, a short and sexy Primevil tube dress and corset top, a long black mega hot maxi sundress, boobalicious striped tube top, and some random jewelry and accessories.

*SINFUL PANTS

On My way through the mall I was walking past Victoria’s Secret when My phone rang and lucky loser robbie was just in time to treat Me to some new cami’s, bras, and panties -which I absolutely do not need considering cumchugger just sent Me a bunch of Betsey Johnson and Ed Hardy stuff from Bare Necessities last week.

But, robbie was practically begging Me to take that spare cash off his hands so what was I to do? $300 later I was leaving VC’s with a bag full of sheer cami’s and a big happy smile on My face.

*robbies Victoria’s Secret stuff

After shopping I did 4 shots of espresso and headed home to help shoepig design his dream home.

Then, went hiking with some friends in the retarded 90+ heat and spent the rest of the night engaging in mind-blowing sex.

Tuesday- The Pelle Moda’s that bootboy sent came in, along with lots of loot from dumdum including the Bose portable soundDock I wanted.

A couple of friends stopped by and We went for a delicious late lunch at The Brown Palace compliments of chuggy. Hung out downtown for a couple hours and then hit the gym before watching a movie and ending the night with more delicious fucking. Some more stuff cumchugger sent including the $250 Michelle Jonas form-fitting floor length maxi and the $125 twisted pewter bangle.

he also worked his ass off this month to surprise Me with a few more things off My wishlist. The totally hot long sleeve blouse I wanted, a super short Rock Revival mini, and a brand spanking new battery for My near lifeless laptop. you always make My day, My darling cowboy.

Wednesday -Started the day with My bf’s face between My legs while laughing at a couple of My cuckolded chastity bitches. Then, listened as shoeslut updated Me on the how his piggy penthouse suite is coming along. he scored big at the grocery store dumpster and loaded up on rotten melons, tomatoes, onions, and other piggy delicacies. he also managed to dig up a bit of dirt which will soon be made into wet, sticky mud. Although I am proud of the effort he’s shown so far, I gave him some suggestions on improvements I want made before We meet on sunday. Shoeslut is documenting his progress in his own blog here. Before we finished chatting I let him order Me a fabulous pair of $400 black leather L.A.M.B. peep toes -sapping away his funds for the rest of the month. Awww poor piggy.

My tampa sheepfucking cuck has been spending his time getting lapdances at the titty bars so cocklock has not been easy for him this time around. he’s only managed to go a week before crying that he needs some stroke time. And being the generous Goddess that I am, and also bored and looking for some entertainment, I let him earn his cum by showing Me all the sexy moves he’s learned while at the strip club.

his pitiful technique was so lame that I made him stroke off into the tiny Womens’ thong he wears and then use it as a gag while he sucked the dirty crotch clean. Some of the goodies he ordered Me from Lucky and Metropark came in this week and I do look utterly amazing in them. Especially the tight ass hugging Rock Revival shorts that I wore all day today.

Thursday-Shoeslut overnighted My new pumps and they arrived first thing this morning. They fit like a glove and look oh so yummy on My tantalizing tootsies. I’m going to give him something extra special on sunday while I watch his progression from dear doting shoeslave to amazing manpig. Look at these superhot man stompers!

robbie’s early $1000 tribbie came in along with a pair of Jessica Simpson sandals from tinabell.

After mani/pedi’s with My BFF I spent the rest of the day laughing My ass off while using My slaves nuts as a punching bag. Dont worry I caught it all on film for all you ballbusting slaveboys to see. I’ll update it tomorrow after I wake up.

And now it’s friday night and I’m outta here to work over My man’s dick. So that makes it 5 out of 5 for Me and another lonely 0 for you. your boring life never changes and Mine just always seems to get better!

Thanks for making My week so much fun while I made yours so much hell

‘night bitches!

Ownership has its privileges

Check it out bitches! My new crazy hawt iPhone 3G courtesy of cumchugger (oh yeah, chuggy, I couldn’t decide between the $300 dress or the $300 phone so I went with the only decision you knew I’d be happy with –both, also you’re locked into a contract with AT&T for 2 years).  kisses!

And since I knew My limpdick cuckold whore Pisstina would want to make sure My boyfriend had a super new phone, too, I got the matching set. Now when you call he’ll have yet another reason to laugh at your sissybitch ass! Want My new phone number dollface? you know what to do xoxo

Goddess