The buck stops here

All of My favorite boys have been spoiling Me rotten but, as usual, I’ve had zilcho time to post gift pics. I know what you’re thinking…

‘Goddess hasn’t updated Her C4S in almost 2 months! She hardly ever returns emails or texts! She’s never on msg! She is ridiculously choosy about new slaves! What could possibly be keeping Her from spending time with me?’

Well, dear social misfits, the truth is I have a fucking life! And, it’s a pretty good one! I don’t sit on My computer all day waiting for the next guy that wants to jackoff to My feet to show up. I know it’s hard to believe but, YES, there are much more important things to Me than you. Sorry L-Words but the weather is warm and the beer is cold so your level of importance dropped down even another notch.

But for all those kooky cum-guzzling freaktards that have kept Me interested this long here’s a special thanks to you along with some of the prez’s that haven’t made it into My blog until now.

mikel bootboy~ I dont even know how long ago you sent these. I picked them up from the post office threw them in the trunk and completely forgot about them but I always seem to have a mental block when it comes to you.

I think I could go an entire year without wearing the same shoes or boots twice. Stick to Best Buy cards from now on!
Speaking of which…

And what’s better than something shiny and new? Something well-loved and adored. Meticulously cared for. Collected over the space of years. and parted with for no better reason then a Goddess smirked at you and said ‘Give it to Me’. Yes, this is one of MY favorite possessions because I know tim ‘the nerdinator’ mcshoefag misses it so much ;P
On top of taking his entire Buffy collection I haven’t even made time to actually watch it which I’m sure drives him crazy. But, unlike most of the rest of you, this loser actually has a pretty good shot at hanging out with Me this summer and experiencing My straight blast to the balls firsthand. Maybe I’ll even let him smell My shoes.

david -formerly known as cumchugger, recently found that, like so many other things, shoving alcohol-soaked qtips down your dickhole is a pain that keeps on giving long after it stops being fun. Practical, dependable, and always opts for gift-wrapping, he’ll be celebrating another wedding anniversary in chastity this year. Hope you didn’t make big plans

roberto pigmailed is now set up to suck his first cock or pay Me big money. dolares for doleros, haha. And on top of sending lots of green, he’s been a spineless sucker for wallet busting shopping trips as well.

and tinabell you little sissy cuckold tramp. I’ve been meaning to mention your daily donation. It’s not automatically recurring. Every day My sweetie pie makes sure to log in and send Me $10 to put towards small everyday expenses like coffees, parking, tips, My bottled water addiction, or gas. even tho she doesn’t roll like the big bois she’s devoted and a living doll.

Okay that’s enough for tonight. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s blog The Adventures of ManPig! finally got a chance to play in the pigsty and it was down and dirty hysterical fun!

Next week, Custom Maid for Goddess

night night

My week so far…

So here’s My week bitches and it’s chock full of lots of sexy pics of Me for you to drool over. Eat your heart out, losers!

Monday -I woke up to receive a message that the $500 order I placed on dumdum’s credit card over the weekend was ready for pickup. So I headed out to Cherry Creek to retrieve the super cute ass hugging Sinful workout pants, Crash & Burn sparkly rhinestone shorts, a short and sexy Primevil tube dress and corset top, a long black mega hot maxi sundress, boobalicious striped tube top, and some random jewelry and accessories.

*SINFUL PANTS

On My way through the mall I was walking past Victoria’s Secret when My phone rang and lucky loser robbie was just in time to treat Me to some new cami’s, bras, and panties -which I absolutely do not need considering cumchugger just sent Me a bunch of Betsey Johnson and Ed Hardy stuff from Bare Necessities last week.

But, robbie was practically begging Me to take that spare cash off his hands so what was I to do? $300 later I was leaving VC’s with a bag full of sheer cami’s and a big happy smile on My face.

*robbies Victoria’s Secret stuff

After shopping I did 4 shots of espresso and headed home to help shoepig design his dream home.

Then, went hiking with some friends in the retarded 90+ heat and spent the rest of the night engaging in mind-blowing sex.

Tuesday- The Pelle Moda’s that bootboy sent came in, along with lots of loot from dumdum including the Bose portable soundDock I wanted.

A couple of friends stopped by and We went for a delicious late lunch at The Brown Palace compliments of chuggy. Hung out downtown for a couple hours and then hit the gym before watching a movie and ending the night with more delicious fucking. Some more stuff cumchugger sent including the $250 Michelle Jonas form-fitting floor length maxi and the $125 twisted pewter bangle.

he also worked his ass off this month to surprise Me with a few more things off My wishlist. The totally hot long sleeve blouse I wanted, a super short Rock Revival mini, and a brand spanking new battery for My near lifeless laptop. you always make My day, My darling cowboy.

Wednesday -Started the day with My bf’s face between My legs while laughing at a couple of My cuckolded chastity bitches. Then, listened as shoeslut updated Me on the how his piggy penthouse suite is coming along. he scored big at the grocery store dumpster and loaded up on rotten melons, tomatoes, onions, and other piggy delicacies. he also managed to dig up a bit of dirt which will soon be made into wet, sticky mud. Although I am proud of the effort he’s shown so far, I gave him some suggestions on improvements I want made before We meet on sunday. Shoeslut is documenting his progress in his own blog here. Before we finished chatting I let him order Me a fabulous pair of $400 black leather L.A.M.B. peep toes -sapping away his funds for the rest of the month. Awww poor piggy.

My tampa sheepfucking cuck has been spending his time getting lapdances at the titty bars so cocklock has not been easy for him this time around. he’s only managed to go a week before crying that he needs some stroke time. And being the generous Goddess that I am, and also bored and looking for some entertainment, I let him earn his cum by showing Me all the sexy moves he’s learned while at the strip club.

his pitiful technique was so lame that I made him stroke off into the tiny Womens’ thong he wears and then use it as a gag while he sucked the dirty crotch clean. Some of the goodies he ordered Me from Lucky and Metropark came in this week and I do look utterly amazing in them. Especially the tight ass hugging Rock Revival shorts that I wore all day today.

Thursday-Shoeslut overnighted My new pumps and they arrived first thing this morning. They fit like a glove and look oh so yummy on My tantalizing tootsies. I’m going to give him something extra special on sunday while I watch his progression from dear doting shoeslave to amazing manpig. Look at these superhot man stompers!

robbie’s early $1000 tribbie came in along with a pair of Jessica Simpson sandals from tinabell.

After mani/pedi’s with My BFF I spent the rest of the day laughing My ass off while using My slaves nuts as a punching bag. Dont worry I caught it all on film for all you ballbusting slaveboys to see. I’ll update it tomorrow after I wake up.

And now it’s friday night and I’m outta here to work over My man’s dick. So that makes it 5 out of 5 for Me and another lonely 0 for you. your boring life never changes and Mine just always seems to get better!

Thanks for making My week so much fun while I made yours so much hell

‘night bitches!

A pigs paradise

After a busy morning, I made it home just in time to meet a well-known slutty cam whore online who asked Me to chastity train him. I knew what kind of pig he was before I even spoke a word to him. And, I knew cock locking wasn’t the only thing he needed…

I’ve decided this little piggy is going to start living like the dirty beast he is -complete with stinky, filthy outdoor pigpen. I want this little slut to know that he is not only less than a man but even less than a slave. he is the lowest form of shoe-humping swine and I feel it is My duty to make sure he lives and breathes it every single day.

I am not going to give him any special treatment. he is going to get hard training. I want him completely broken and on his knees 24/7.  Instead of lounging around his cozy home this week he will be preparing to turn his once beautiful terrace into something much more appropriately fitting of swine like himself. he will be spending his free time digging up buckets of earth and damp wormy soil to lay the foundation of his new outdoor paradise. he will be leaving out containers of warm sour milk, spoiled produce, and expired, rotten food. he will be tramping through back alley dumpsters scavenging for the most disgusting, foulest discarded trash, and saving all of his own nasty garbage for the pit he has been instructed to build.

After all the soil and refuse had been dumped into the pen I am going to watch him get it wet and sloppy with jugs of toilet water that I am going to make him carry from his balls. I will decide when his balls have had enough and when his pen is suitably muddy enough for a full grown hog. he will also be adding a special trough which will be his new toilet/watering hole. And has already ordered a squiggly little piggy tail to wear with his darling pink-eared pighead mask.

After his pen is as stinky, disgusting, and filthy as him I am going to allow him to roll around in his piss and garbage and lie in the hot sun. I am going to let him eat his soupy liquid meals of stew, oatmeal (or whatever else I decide) out of his trough on his hands and knees and I am going to teach him some tricks that he is going to perform on cam for everyone. he will not be allowed to walk or stand upright in his pen. he will only ever be allowed on his belly, rolling around, or crawling on hands and knees through the foul-smelling mudhole. I want his nose right in the smelly, stinky garbage so he is constantly aware of what he is and where he belongs. When he is not in his pen all it will take is an open window to remind him that I can have him rolling around in shit any time I feel like it. his entire naked body will ALWAYS be covered with muddy shit and spoiled rotten slimy garbage from head to toe while he is in the pit and, it is the only place this dirty swine will ever be allowed to masturbate. Also, because the weather is warming up he may find himself occasionally sleeping in his new digs!

Needless to say, I am so absolutely fucking excited to start piggy’s training! I can hardly wait until this weekend when he finally has a day off so we can get started on it! he has committed to filming the entire process and we will be updating his progress with each step along the way.

Mail order bride

My florida boy and his new girlfriend.

My nerdiac cucktard has been on his best behaviour lately sending Me lots of pretty things from Betsey Johnson, Metropark, and Lucky so I splurged and bought him a gift that will keep on giving (or getting) for a long time to cum. he was so excited after opening his present and blowing her up that he couldn’t wait to stick his mini man lump inside Her tight little vinyl hole and start tearing it up.
In the last 90 days this blowup sheep fucking ‘tard has been able to touch his dick for approx 3 minutes which he is exceptionally grateful to Me for. I made him wait on pins and needles all night while I took My time at dinner, shopping, and hanging out with some friends before coming home and granting him permission to bump and grind his new girlfriend, christened Dolly. I even let him get in some foreplay with her before finally letting him take the plunge into about 100 seconds of chastity-free bliss. he blasted off like a rocket after only minutes of foreplay and pud pounding. Then for a big finish he slurped down a deliciously satisfying load of hot cum out of his new BFF’s ass!

LOL!

❤

Goddess

Ownership has its privileges

Check it out bitches! My new crazy hawt iPhone 3G courtesy of cumchugger (oh yeah, chuggy, I couldn’t decide between the $300 dress or the $300 phone so I went with the only decision you knew I’d be happy with –both, also you’re locked into a contract with AT&T for 2 years).  kisses!

And since I knew My limpdick cuckold whore Pisstina would want to make sure My boyfriend had a super new phone, too, I got the matching set. Now when you call he’ll have yet another reason to laugh at your sissybitch ass! Want My new phone number dollface? you know what to do xoxo

Goddess

Yes I deserve it!

Something Sacred, Uzi, dress, and tokidoki from dumbo. Lots of goodies for Me, old smelly socks for him. tshirts from some dickwad in the middle east.

Charmed from sissy sabrina                                                    Lotion and tanning from chastity bitch 31209

silver from robbie                                                                                                     ergo proxy from some anonymous pussy

super shiny tall black docs from piggy -imagine polishing these one day piglet. I bet your mouth is already watering!

duh duh duh dumbo

from the sexy bitch from ny

from one of the losers who thinks he’s My #1 footslave -you’re going down!

More for Me

Thanks to My favorite boys for all the goodies this month.

The most fuckalicious Louboutin Forever Tina fringe boots:
from mikel bootboy, of course

More Docs and combat boots from bootboy:

Sweet cherry Docs from chuggers:                              Maryjanes and Converse from eddie:

Cozy Lucky from robbie:

More stuff from robbie:

Shopping at Pier 1 with sissylicious:

Finally a pillow big enough for My head

Hair stuff, Nike, and Tokidoki from dumbo:

Isn’t his hoodie the f’ing cutest?

Sexy Betsey Johnson and VC bras and panties from sploogie:

Some of the goodies from My chastity boy in Tampa:

yes I look amazing in all of it

Will update more later when I take some more pics.

❤

mans best friend

I’ve been toying with the idea of getting a doggy. The only reason I hesitate is because I know what a responsibility a new pet is and how needy and time consuming they can be. But, they are cute and fun and completely devoted to their Owner so I think it will end up being really worthwhile. Besides, the Owner/pet bond is stronger than most marriages and usually lasts a lifetime.
I’m still trying to decide whether to go for a shiny new pup that I can train Myself, or an old dog that already knows all the tricks. Either way I’m sure I will end up getting exactly what I want.

Ideally I am looking for a pet that identifies with the following statements:

i am a dumb animal whose only use is to make it’s Owner happy.
i will obey all commands from my Owner
i will always try my best
i will accept punishment and reward as my Owner allows
i will have id tags made up with my Owners name and wear them around my neck 24/7
i will wear a collar at home and keep a leash
i will regularly use pet soaps on my body and pet brush/shampoo/conditioner on my hair
i will perfrom tricks on cam for Owner
i will get a dogdish with the name my Owner gives me on it
i will always get on all fours to eat my food from my dogdish on the floor
i will be kept on a strict diet of dogfood with treats earned on occasion
i will drink from toilet when told
i will wear barking collar when Owner requires it
i will wear shocking collar when Owner requires it
i will sleep in a cage (or on the floor)
i will be housebroken using a catbox or newspapers
i will be neutered (wear chastity belt)
i will take punishment in any form my Owner sees fit (newspaper slaps to the balls, shocking collar worn on cock, beat with shoe, etc.)

i will NOT be allowed on the furniture
i will NOT go out without permission
i will NOT beg without being punished

i will pay all costs to my Owner for basic training, doggy day care, and quality pet time.

Basic Puppy Training
Learn the basics! From grooming, performing tricks and potty training. Meals may contain but not be limited to dogfood, some nights will be spent sleeping on floor. Everything a new pup needs to know.

Advanced Training
After graduating Basic puppy will be completely housebroken. We will cover more effective training methods -chastity, cage time, off-limits furniture pieces, and implement a no human food diet complete with occasionally drinking water out of the toilet.

Show Dog Training
Doggy will be groomed to display exemplary behaviour on cam for an audience of judges.

Goddess Day

The greatest celebration of the year is coming up in 3 days boys, and I know you don’t want to miss it. Be a part of something spectacular!

I know all of you have been lost without Me running your pathetic little lives lately, but as My birthday is this weekend I’ve been spending less time on you and lots more on Me. It’s been a great couple of weeks! and it’s only going to get better

Thanks to all the boys that have been sending early birthday prezzies and making My life extra fun lately.

robbie’s 3 year gym membership for Me and My boyfriend (because he is nothing if not a cuckold bitch!) was perfectly timed for Me to have an even sexier bod (if that’s possible) for summer.

and piggy’s 3 day salon package was just what I needed to work out all the aches and pains from the gym

My local shopping whore took Me to Pier One and spent $1300 decorating My walls, and even sprang for a new supersized 6’x6′ pillow to support My incredibly large head.

mikel, My completely addicted toe lover, sent 3 pairs of the boots I wanted for My birthday and an extra pair of Louboutins for his

The gc’s have been coming in like crazy and I will definitely be showing off all the new goodies I’ve been picking up from Metropark, Buckle, Lucky, Planet Funk, Rock of Couture, Victoria’s, Guess, Bebe, and Steve Madden. Save paper and click the linkies to send Me the type of birthday card I really want.

I prefer ecards to Goddess@obeymelanie.com
and hard cards go to:
Goddess Melanie
98 Wadsworth Blvd.
#127
Lakewood, CO 80226

I know you live and breathe to serve Me so make sure you show it by making My birthday especially special. I want to gc’s to all My fave’s and lots of goodies from My birthday list. I’ll be posting pics from My birthday party this weekend so make sure you ship express.

xoxo

Goddess

Ships tomorrow

slave eddie,
I know you’ve been fantasizing about all of the succulent goodies that I’m going to be sending you and since you never seem to check your email I’m posting some teaser pics for you here. I tried to get a better shot of the pantyhose Ive been wearing all week for you but they’re kinda gooey so the crotch is all stuck together.
These cute little cotton heart tube socks were on My Goddess feet through the wettest, smelliest workouts this week. I don’t know if you can tell but the bottoms are completely dirty and sweat soaked. In fact they’re still wet now. pwuu!
And the shoes? If you knew the dirty public sidewalks, the filthy nightclub floors, and the nasty Women’s bathroom stalls I’ve wiped these mouthwatering heels on you might think twice before opening your mouth to suck them clean. Or would you? lol
Dont have time to put up pics of the rest of the stuff cuz I’m off to a party but I want you to know I added a little something to your dessert to make it more special.

Kisses

Goddess