Maid for Goddess

Since taking hold of chef maddy’s dick she’s been keeping busy by baking her little chastity maid buns off for Me. She took her first romp out in uniformed maid style to shop for ingredients to bake Her special Goddess biscotti and has been stuffing Me with yummy fudge brownies and to-die-for chocolate chip crack bars ever since. Next on the menu is complete gourmet dinners that she will be packing in dry ice for romantic candlelight dinners with My man. Now I just need the hick with the vineyard to stock My wine cabinet and I’ll be all set

Ah well, off to fuck with one of you lucky boys. Keep your fingers crossed that it’ll be you~

❤

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What you missed: sissy maddy in maids uniform shopping for Me in the middle of the day at the local grocery. First time in public dressed as Madeleine. Absolutely fantastic!
Read about her experience here at chastitymansion.com

Wanderhure

And the biggest sideshow attraction this week is…

The Amazing Manpig!

Is it man? Is it pig? Nobody knows. Nobody cares. All we’re really certain of is it’s ability to entertain and amuse while dropping $100’s on designer shoes. Our first convo ended in plans for a pigPen and some sexy L.A.M.B. pumps. Our next chat I began to introduce this slutty shoewhore to a better, more satisfying, way of life -slave life. Now, it answers to My call whenever wherever. I can buzz it in the middle of the night and tell it it’s time to play in the sty or wake it in the early morning to watch it lap it’s breakfast off the floor. My wish is it’s command afterall. And you all know how I love to tell you dirty little bitches what to do.

So, shoefag has some new rules it is living by now. it does things My way and I can tell already it is sooo happy to do so. I could see it wasn’t being used to it’s full potential, but now, lol, it’s living the life it truly deserves. it will no longer stand when pissing. it will get on it’s hands and knees like a dog and lift it’s leg. no longer will it cum whenever it wants. from now on it will have to earn every single cock stroke. it will never cum without being violated, humiliated, and degraded. it will live the way an animal lives -at the mercy of it’s Master.

This horny shoeslut is nothing but a dirty common whore that sniffs around all the pretty girls buying them new shoes and collecting old ones for it’s shrine. And since mudhumper has been so much fun already I’ve let it start saving up for another hot pair of pumps for My pretty feet. Yummy $625 peeptoe zippered snakeskin Zanotti’s. Mmmmm.

Here’s a quick peek at some of the fun we had after the pigsty was finished. Even tho piggo isn’t a painslut it strapped jugs of water to shoelace separated balls and walked each jug 10ft (? hard to tell on cam) into the center of the pit to do some random exercises before the water could be dumped out. I don’t remember how many jugs were carried but I didn’t hear a single complaint!

http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/manpig%20workout.wmv

After about an hour it looked mucky enough so we took a break from exercising to have some fun in the mud and play a game…
http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/bobbing%20for%20apples.wmv

Once piggy’s belly was full of rotten 12 day old apples I found another hole to fill…
http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/stuffed%20pig.wmv

10 apples later and Michaelangelo sculpted a big, juicy mudpie ass to rub it’s stub on before finishing up with a weeks worth of piss to shower in. it even held an apple in it’s mouth the whole time! The poor baby was shivering in the cold night air the whole time and never complained once!

http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/piggy%20gets%20his%20fuck%20on.wmv

I can’t wait to see what we will do next time

The buck stops here

All of My favorite boys have been spoiling Me rotten but, as usual, I’ve had zilcho time to post gift pics. I know what you’re thinking…

‘Goddess hasn’t updated Her C4S in almost 2 months! She hardly ever returns emails or texts! She’s never on msg! She is ridiculously choosy about new slaves! What could possibly be keeping Her from spending time with me?’

Well, dear social misfits, the truth is I have a fucking life! And, it’s a pretty good one! I don’t sit on My computer all day waiting for the next guy that wants to jackoff to My feet to show up. I know it’s hard to believe but, YES, there are much more important things to Me than you. Sorry L-Words but the weather is warm and the beer is cold so your level of importance dropped down even another notch.

But for all those kooky cum-guzzling freaktards that have kept Me interested this long here’s a special thanks to you along with some of the prez’s that haven’t made it into My blog until now.

mikel bootboy~ I dont even know how long ago you sent these. I picked them up from the post office threw them in the trunk and completely forgot about them but I always seem to have a mental block when it comes to you.

I think I could go an entire year without wearing the same shoes or boots twice. Stick to Best Buy cards from now on!
Speaking of which…

And what’s better than something shiny and new? Something well-loved and adored. Meticulously cared for. Collected over the space of years. and parted with for no better reason then a Goddess smirked at you and said ‘Give it to Me’. Yes, this is one of MY favorite possessions because I know tim ‘the nerdinator’ mcshoefag misses it so much ;P
On top of taking his entire Buffy collection I haven’t even made time to actually watch it which I’m sure drives him crazy. But, unlike most of the rest of you, this loser actually has a pretty good shot at hanging out with Me this summer and experiencing My straight blast to the balls firsthand. Maybe I’ll even let him smell My shoes.

david -formerly known as cumchugger, recently found that, like so many other things, shoving alcohol-soaked qtips down your dickhole is a pain that keeps on giving long after it stops being fun. Practical, dependable, and always opts for gift-wrapping, he’ll be celebrating another wedding anniversary in chastity this year. Hope you didn’t make big plans

roberto pigmailed is now set up to suck his first cock or pay Me big money. dolares for doleros, haha. And on top of sending lots of green, he’s been a spineless sucker for wallet busting shopping trips as well.

and tinabell you little sissy cuckold tramp. I’ve been meaning to mention your daily donation. It’s not automatically recurring. Every day My sweetie pie makes sure to log in and send Me $10 to put towards small everyday expenses like coffees, parking, tips, My bottled water addiction, or gas. even tho she doesn’t roll like the big bois she’s devoted and a living doll.

Okay that’s enough for tonight. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s blog The Adventures of ManPig! finally got a chance to play in the pigsty and it was down and dirty hysterical fun!

Next week, Custom Maid for Goddess

night night

My week so far…

So here’s My week bitches and it’s chock full of lots of sexy pics of Me for you to drool over. Eat your heart out, losers!

Monday -I woke up to receive a message that the $500 order I placed on dumdum’s credit card over the weekend was ready for pickup. So I headed out to Cherry Creek to retrieve the super cute ass hugging Sinful workout pants, Crash & Burn sparkly rhinestone shorts, a short and sexy Primevil tube dress and corset top, a long black mega hot maxi sundress, boobalicious striped tube top, and some random jewelry and accessories.

*SINFUL PANTS

On My way through the mall I was walking past Victoria’s Secret when My phone rang and lucky loser robbie was just in time to treat Me to some new cami’s, bras, and panties -which I absolutely do not need considering cumchugger just sent Me a bunch of Betsey Johnson and Ed Hardy stuff from Bare Necessities last week.

But, robbie was practically begging Me to take that spare cash off his hands so what was I to do? $300 later I was leaving VC’s with a bag full of sheer cami’s and a big happy smile on My face.

*robbies Victoria’s Secret stuff

After shopping I did 4 shots of espresso and headed home to help shoepig design his dream home.

Then, went hiking with some friends in the retarded 90+ heat and spent the rest of the night engaging in mind-blowing sex.

Tuesday- The Pelle Moda’s that bootboy sent came in, along with lots of loot from dumdum including the Bose portable soundDock I wanted.

A couple of friends stopped by and We went for a delicious late lunch at The Brown Palace compliments of chuggy. Hung out downtown for a couple hours and then hit the gym before watching a movie and ending the night with more delicious fucking. Some more stuff cumchugger sent including the $250 Michelle Jonas form-fitting floor length maxi and the $125 twisted pewter bangle.

he also worked his ass off this month to surprise Me with a few more things off My wishlist. The totally hot long sleeve blouse I wanted, a super short Rock Revival mini, and a brand spanking new battery for My near lifeless laptop. you always make My day, My darling cowboy.

Wednesday -Started the day with My bf’s face between My legs while laughing at a couple of My cuckolded chastity bitches. Then, listened as shoeslut updated Me on the how his piggy penthouse suite is coming along. he scored big at the grocery store dumpster and loaded up on rotten melons, tomatoes, onions, and other piggy delicacies. he also managed to dig up a bit of dirt which will soon be made into wet, sticky mud. Although I am proud of the effort he’s shown so far, I gave him some suggestions on improvements I want made before We meet on sunday. Shoeslut is documenting his progress in his own blog here. Before we finished chatting I let him order Me a fabulous pair of $400 black leather L.A.M.B. peep toes -sapping away his funds for the rest of the month. Awww poor piggy.

My tampa sheepfucking cuck has been spending his time getting lapdances at the titty bars so cocklock has not been easy for him this time around. he’s only managed to go a week before crying that he needs some stroke time. And being the generous Goddess that I am, and also bored and looking for some entertainment, I let him earn his cum by showing Me all the sexy moves he’s learned while at the strip club.

his pitiful technique was so lame that I made him stroke off into the tiny Womens’ thong he wears and then use it as a gag while he sucked the dirty crotch clean. Some of the goodies he ordered Me from Lucky and Metropark came in this week and I do look utterly amazing in them. Especially the tight ass hugging Rock Revival shorts that I wore all day today.

Thursday-Shoeslut overnighted My new pumps and they arrived first thing this morning. They fit like a glove and look oh so yummy on My tantalizing tootsies. I’m going to give him something extra special on sunday while I watch his progression from dear doting shoeslave to amazing manpig. Look at these superhot man stompers!

robbie’s early $1000 tribbie came in along with a pair of Jessica Simpson sandals from tinabell.

After mani/pedi’s with My BFF I spent the rest of the day laughing My ass off while using My slaves nuts as a punching bag. Dont worry I caught it all on film for all you ballbusting slaveboys to see. I’ll update it tomorrow after I wake up.

And now it’s friday night and I’m outta here to work over My man’s dick. So that makes it 5 out of 5 for Me and another lonely 0 for you. your boring life never changes and Mine just always seems to get better!

Thanks for making My week so much fun while I made yours so much hell

‘night bitches!

A pigs paradise

After a busy morning, I made it home just in time to meet a well-known slutty cam whore online who asked Me to chastity train him. I knew what kind of pig he was before I even spoke a word to him. And, I knew cock locking wasn’t the only thing he needed…

I’ve decided this little piggy is going to start living like the dirty beast he is -complete with stinky, filthy outdoor pigpen. I want this little slut to know that he is not only less than a man but even less than a slave. he is the lowest form of shoe-humping swine and I feel it is My duty to make sure he lives and breathes it every single day.

I am not going to give him any special treatment. he is going to get hard training. I want him completely broken and on his knees 24/7.  Instead of lounging around his cozy home this week he will be preparing to turn his once beautiful terrace into something much more appropriately fitting of swine like himself. he will be spending his free time digging up buckets of earth and damp wormy soil to lay the foundation of his new outdoor paradise. he will be leaving out containers of warm sour milk, spoiled produce, and expired, rotten food. he will be tramping through back alley dumpsters scavenging for the most disgusting, foulest discarded trash, and saving all of his own nasty garbage for the pit he has been instructed to build.

After all the soil and refuse had been dumped into the pen I am going to watch him get it wet and sloppy with jugs of toilet water that I am going to make him carry from his balls. I will decide when his balls have had enough and when his pen is suitably muddy enough for a full grown hog. he will also be adding a special trough which will be his new toilet/watering hole. And has already ordered a squiggly little piggy tail to wear with his darling pink-eared pighead mask.

After his pen is as stinky, disgusting, and filthy as him I am going to allow him to roll around in his piss and garbage and lie in the hot sun. I am going to let him eat his soupy liquid meals of stew, oatmeal (or whatever else I decide) out of his trough on his hands and knees and I am going to teach him some tricks that he is going to perform on cam for everyone. he will not be allowed to walk or stand upright in his pen. he will only ever be allowed on his belly, rolling around, or crawling on hands and knees through the foul-smelling mudhole. I want his nose right in the smelly, stinky garbage so he is constantly aware of what he is and where he belongs. When he is not in his pen all it will take is an open window to remind him that I can have him rolling around in shit any time I feel like it. his entire naked body will ALWAYS be covered with muddy shit and spoiled rotten slimy garbage from head to toe while he is in the pit and, it is the only place this dirty swine will ever be allowed to masturbate. Also, because the weather is warming up he may find himself occasionally sleeping in his new digs!

Needless to say, I am so absolutely fucking excited to start piggy’s training! I can hardly wait until this weekend when he finally has a day off so we can get started on it! he has committed to filming the entire process and we will be updating his progress with each step along the way.

Adios scumfuckio!

Go back to playing in the kiddie pool, fagola

Goddess Melanie     Loser wank scum
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For those who missed it the original video disclosed the identity of this quasi famous wanker prick shoving a tequila bottle up his ass. But I was generous enough to offer him the option of paying 4x the original price to take it down after he tried to wank. Ouch! I bet losing hurts.

Mail order bride

My florida boy and his new girlfriend.

My nerdiac cucktard has been on his best behaviour lately sending Me lots of pretty things from Betsey Johnson, Metropark, and Lucky so I splurged and bought him a gift that will keep on giving (or getting) for a long time to cum. he was so excited after opening his present and blowing her up that he couldn’t wait to stick his mini man lump inside Her tight little vinyl hole and start tearing it up.
In the last 90 days this blowup sheep fucking ‘tard has been able to touch his dick for approx 3 minutes which he is exceptionally grateful to Me for. I made him wait on pins and needles all night while I took My time at dinner, shopping, and hanging out with some friends before coming home and granting him permission to bump and grind his new girlfriend, christened Dolly. I even let him get in some foreplay with her before finally letting him take the plunge into about 100 seconds of chastity-free bliss. he blasted off like a rocket after only minutes of foreplay and pud pounding. Then for a big finish he slurped down a deliciously satisfying load of hot cum out of his new BFF’s ass!

LOL!

❤

Goddess

Ownership has its privileges

Check it out bitches! My new crazy hawt iPhone 3G courtesy of cumchugger (oh yeah, chuggy, I couldn’t decide between the $300 dress or the $300 phone so I went with the only decision you knew I’d be happy with –both, also you’re locked into a contract with AT&T for 2 years).  kisses!

And since I knew My limpdick cuckold whore Pisstina would want to make sure My boyfriend had a super new phone, too, I got the matching set. Now when you call he’ll have yet another reason to laugh at your sissybitch ass! Want My new phone number dollface? you know what to do xoxo

Goddess

Yes I deserve it!

Something Sacred, Uzi, dress, and tokidoki from dumbo. Lots of goodies for Me, old smelly socks for him. tshirts from some dickwad in the middle east.

Charmed from sissy sabrina                                                    Lotion and tanning from chastity bitch 31209

silver from robbie                                                                                                     ergo proxy from some anonymous pussy

super shiny tall black docs from piggy -imagine polishing these one day piglet. I bet your mouth is already watering!

duh duh duh dumbo

from the sexy bitch from ny

from one of the losers who thinks he’s My #1 footslave -you’re going down!

Eating pussy

I just had a conversation with some retard that actually thought he was good at this. he described his lackluster technique with an air of complete arrogance and totally bored the fuck out of Me, as I’m sure he does with all the Women who allow him to go down on them. After laughing at him and telling him what a mediocre lover he is I gave him the best advice he will ever get. I taught him how to lick pussy. And since I’m sure I’ve fucked more Women than any of you tragically single losers I’ll explain to you the right way to do it so you can stop annoying the Women that you somehow convince or get drunk enough to sleep with you.

First off, guys if you want to be good at this (and you do) you need to realize that the shit you see in porn is for the best camera angles not to pleasure the girl. Women aren’t icecream cones. Or, getting absolutely anything out of your lame ass adolescent licking the alphabet thing. Whatever fake moaning your girl is doing while you are just randomly lapping it up like a dog is to spare your feelings not because She actually enjoys it that way.

EVERY Women loves it when a guy goes down on them -unless you suck. Have you ever met a guy that didn’t like blowjobs? Right. We’re the same way. If She says She doesn’t like it what She’s really trying to tell you is She doesn’t like the way you do it. Her last boyfriend probably did it better, and trust Me, that’s the only thing going through Her head while youre fumbling around embarrassing yourself down there. Once you’ve had a guy that knows exactly how to make you cum you compare everyone after to him.

A Woman that is actually enjoying Herself and not faking will be wet and moving into you and tensed up the entire time you are licking Her. Her clit will stand out and Her lips will spread open and get really sensitive. If She isn’t doing all of those things then She isn’t as into it as your ego thinks. Anyone can fake moan it’s the other stuff that counts.

And although everyone has their own personal favorite thing the technique that holds true with all Women is so simple I can’t believe how many of you idiots haven’t figured it out. STEADY RHYTHYM! That’s it, boys. Find the pace and the place She likes and keep it there. Dont fuck around with changing it up and getting creative. Girls dont like that. It’s annoying. Sure in the beginning be teasing and soft and sucking, etc. but once She is into it and wants to cum too much teasing is kinda like blueballs and makes for a very unhappy gf. If She is starting to cum you are doing something right so dont’ fuck it up and change the speed. Just keep to what you were doing. you don’t have to go faster unless She is telling you to. Also, most girls actually do like to have their asses played with but a lot of girls are shy about it. If you’re girl isn’t this is definitely a time saver if it’s taking Her a long time.

Also, We’re not like you losers. We are very conscious of Our bodies and what positions are flattering and unflattering. If We dont’ feel sexy and beautiful doing something than chances are it’s not gonna happen. So work on your people skills along with your clit tonguing to make Her feel irresistible and your sex life should exponentially improve.

Alright boys go out there and show Her what you’ve learned! -And thank Me by tributing HUGE for this priceless advice!